Uncle Creep

Uncle Creep


Come let me tell you of a evil man,
you must avoid him if you can.
He is always without sleep
that nasty gnarly Uncle Creep

He is always searching for a treat
Craving, wanting... fresh and tender meat
In the darkest dungeon of his keep
That horrid hungry Uncle Creep

He keeps boxes, crates and cages
filled with children of all ages
Uncle Creepy is a hungry man
all will end up in his frying pan

He smiles as he wanders through his kitchen
Delighted by his vast resource
of cages filled with sobbing children
Their cries can't make him feel remorse

Children who're behaving badly
and make their parents sadly
They will end up in his soup
Boiled with herbs and cantaloupe

The naughtiest children will be staked
and with sages and onions baked
Then he enjoys his evening course
richly smeared with garlic-sauce

But Uncle Creep is always hungry
always wanting more to eat
Hiding in the darkest shadow
he hunts for munchy meat...

…so children:

If you see a shadow at your window
Don't be naughty, go to sleep
Or you'll end up – final warning -
As midnight snack for Uncle Creep...



Mwuhahaha!!!